man walks into a bank with a ski mask on and a shotgun. robber says: "ALRIGHT THIS IS A HOLD UP" woman says: but sir this isnt a regular bank, this is a sperm bank! "OPEN THE SAFE B****" sir we dont have a safe. "WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE SPERM?" leads him to the sperm storage area. "GET ONE OF THOSE CUPS" "OPEN IT" "DRINK IT" but sir... "DO WHAT I SAY B**** OR I'LL BLOW YOUR F****** HEAD OFF" she drinks. ALRIGHT, NOW GET ANOTHER DRINK IT she drinks. the man then removes his ski mask. its her boyfriend. "WAS IT THAT F****** HARD?"