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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by nc87k5, Jun 9, 2005.

  1. nc87k5

    nc87k5 3/4 ton status

    Sep 23, 2003
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    North Carolina
    A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when
    a lizard walks past.

    The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey!

    what are you doing?"

    The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join

    me, my cold-blooded friend."

    So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey
    and they have another joint.

    After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry',
    and that he's going to get a drink from the river.

    At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he
    leans too far over and falls in.

    A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned
    lizard, helping him to the side.

    He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with


    The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was
    sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He
    then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he
    was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from
    the river, he fell in!

    The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this
    out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree
    where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.

    He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"

    The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK,
    DUDE....... how much water did you drink?"
  2. hi pinion

    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

    Sep 25, 2003
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    Wah wah waaaaa :D

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