So. there were these two liberal demacraps walking in the desert with their horse, they are really, really thirsty, they see a mud puddle, but the horse refuses to drink. The one demacrap says to the other, "I'll stand on his head, you get on the other end and suck." So they get the horses nose under the water for a few seconds. Then the demacrap on the south end pokes his head up and says "hey man , get off his head, I'm suckin on this end and all I'm getting is mud!"