A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic. "That's nothing!'' said the Baptist. ''I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a football team!" "You both should be ashamed of yourselves!'' said the Mormon. ''I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!" > > > > > > > > > > > A man was driving through Dallas and the traffic was more horrendous > > > than > > > usual. > > > > > > He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped > cars, > > > so he > > > rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold up?" > > > > > > The officer replied, "Hillary Clinton is in the motorcade ahead. She > > > got so > > > depressed that she stopped her motorcade and threatened to douse > herself > > > in gasoline and set herself on fire. She said Bill is running around > on > > > her more than ever and the Democrats told her to forget about running > > > for president in 2004. So we're taking up a collection for her." > > > > > > So the man asked, "How much have you got so far? > > > > > > The officer replied "About 400 gallons - - but a lot of folks are > still > > > siphoning!" > > > > > > The Pen > > >A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in > >her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it > >She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her > >mistake, she says, "Well that's great...... just great.....Some [I love Jeeps]'s > >got my pen."