Jokey time!!

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  1. jarheadk5

    jarheadk5 1/2 ton status

    Mar 6, 2000
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    Yet another email I got... pretty funny.

    A Waco cowboy walks into a bar and as he takes two steps in, he
    realizes it's a gay bar.

    "But what the heck," he says to himself, "I really need a drink."

    When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the Waco cowboy,
    "What's the name of your penis?"

    The Waco cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a

    The gay waiter says, "I'm thorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
    the name of your penis. Mine, for instance, is called NIKE, for the
    slogan 'Just Do It'. That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
    Snickers because it really 'Satisfies'.

    The Waco cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will
    give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to
    his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"

    The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex"

    The thirsty Waco cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"

    The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on

    A little shaken, the Waco cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who
    happened to be having a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you
    guys call yours?"

    The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality
    is job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately ?" ,and winks.

    The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY. . .'Like a Rock!" and
    gives him a wink.

    Even more shaken the Waco cowboy has to think for a moment before
    he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the
    bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'SECRET'. Now give
    me a beer."

    The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
    asks, "Why Secret?"

    The Waco cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG enough for a Man but
    made for a WOMAN !!!!"
  2. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

    Jul 17, 2004
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    High velocity, Low altitude
    Nice.:haha: :haha: :haha:
  3. BurbLover

    BurbLover 1/2 ton status

    Jul 31, 2001
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    SW Missouri
    Good one:haha:

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