Yet another email I got... pretty funny. A Waco cowboy walks into a bar and as he takes two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says to himself, "I really need a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the Waco cowboy, "What's the name of your penis?" The Waco cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm thorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine, for instance, is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It'. That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers because it really 'Satisfies'. The Waco cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex" The thirsty Waco cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!" A little shaken, the Waco cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happened to be having a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately ?" ,and winks. The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY. . .'Like a Rock!" and gives him a wink. Even more shaken the Waco cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'SECRET'. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The Waco cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG enough for a Man but made for a WOMAN !!!!"