Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by GotLabs, Apr 6, 2006.
Fine example of ORM (operational risk management)
That is actually a fine example of darwinism fixing to happen. Better that that pic of the hispanic guywelding under the truck held up bya 2x4. Not much, but better.
ORM is stupid
leave it to the military to need guidelines for good olé fashion common sense
Hey, i've used my driveshaft as a kickstand before also! I'm taking it to american inventor next week so hah!
If they called it common sense they would use the initials CS which, last I heard iswhat they call tear gas and the confusion would be bad.
I say the same thing, I blame it on video games. Most kids now a days dont have any common sense cause they have never had their hands on wrenches. Or had anything to do outdoors.
You are exactly right! I think the government has a secret society of civilians that sit in a room all day and make up new acronyms.
Crap, now I won't learn the secret handshake.
my chief said"make sure you use ORM this weekend"
i was like dont look at me, i have common sence, talk to the other retards
he did not like that much
I feel ya, I have given a lot of those "holiday/weekend briefs".
It got so bad at my squadron at one time that we had to fill out an "ORM checklist" and an out-of-bounds chit if we planned to go more than 20mi. from the air station on a weeknight. Since I lived 27mi. away at the time, I asked if it would be OK to just photocopy the paperwork with everything filled out except the date, and submit daily. The powers-that-be were not amused...
Your Chief does not have a sense of humor....does he?
I do, for a fact. It may be a little twisted though. Most of the guys think it is funny when i make odd references for whatever stupid ass thing they are doing.
Brokeback Mountain (that one is a great hit at work now)
i use ****stick
and many more variations of the word
retard, and dumbass gets used alot to
My favorite is "If you're gonna drink and drive, you better have a car."
my old dd pickup had a bumper sticker that said "don't drink and drive ... you could hit a bump and spill your drink"
seems the cops didn't think that was funny, as more than once i got the late night pull over and blow in this thing treatment.
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