A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. > > > >She says, "Look, its shivering, it must be cold. What should I > >do?" > > > >He says, "Put it between your legs." > > > >She says, "What about the smell?" > > > >He says, "Hold its nose."