Alright, so I am ****ing sick of my roommates and have officially snapped. I am hungry and all my dishes are dirty so it is time to do them. I like to do them every other day but am down to at most once a week because they NEVER do their dishes. Say once a month for them. So instead of moving their crap back and forth all the time I just wait each week. Makes me diversify my diet anyway. Well tonight I decide to do dishes so I can make spaghetti or soft tacos. Whatever, I start pulling their **** out of the sink(and off the counters, and off the stove) and am thoroughly disgusted. They barely rinse **** so it just sits there and rots. Making a HORRIBLE odor that often stinks up the kitchen and usually makes me wretch at the scent of it. So as I am pulling their dishes out I decide to pile them up in the middle of the kitchen floor, **** them. I get to the second sink full of **** and realize their is one of my bowls with one of my spoons in it right on top. Funny since I didn't see any clean bowls in my cabinet yesterday... I realize it is dirty with oatmeal... I haven't had oatmeal in like a month. I look through all the cabinets and realize that I am the only one who HAS oatmeal. Ok, so one of my roommates has not only used my ****, but eaten my food too. I look through my cabinets, and realize that the shelf full of Ramen I HAD is almost gone. I haven't touched that stuff since I moved here about 10 months ago. I don't like Ramen, but I didn't tell anyone they could eat it either. So here is the list, one or both of them is using my dishes, eating my food, and going into my cabinets. They are both dirty pieces of **** that don't do dishes or clean up the counters after themselves. One has had my vaccum cleaner for about 2 weeks now. I NEED to vaccum the kitchen BAD, since they are slobs. I am the only one that cleans this place, but since I no longer stay here on weekends I let it go to hell for them. But tonight I was walking over all kinds of crap in my bare feet, so that pretty well pissed me off. I never touch their stuff save for dish soap, salt and pepper(since mine got all used up on both counts) and tonight I took ones bleach and poured it all over the kitchen sink trying to kill the smell in the drain. I hope to hell they both come home for lunch tonight. That is the worst thing, this would have stopped long ago, but I never even see the ****ers. When I get home they have left already. They get home at 2 am(never give a **** about being quiet, luckily I'm a heavy sleeper). And when I leave they are asleep. I know when I confront my one roommate he is going to flip out and be an asshole about it. And he is the one I truly suspect of this ****. Hes a big dumb ape who seems to think no one but him matters. Has almost had a couple fistfights with our neighbor over stupid ass ****. The nieghbor loves me, and I've never even tried to make him. How hard is it to be a real human being?