Sent to my from Dave (captain chaos). /forums/images/icons/wink.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif >A rich white man in Richmond, Virginia decided that he wanted to throw a >party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, >the only black guy in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool >in the backyard of his mansion. >Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters >and BBQ, and flirting with the women. At the height of the party, the host >said, "I have a 10-foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million >dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in." > >The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and >everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the >gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with >his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of [censored] like head butts and >choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through >the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and >splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising >hell. Finally, Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a >KMart goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. > >Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host said, >"Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." >"No, that's okay. I don't want it.", said Leroy. >The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. >How about half a million bucks then?" >"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy. >The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was >amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?" >Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what >do you want?" > >Leroy said, "I want the name of the muthafucka who pushed me in the pool!"