Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thezentree, Feb 27, 2007.
Who's with me!
I have liberalitis. It can sometimes be a really painful affliction, especially if folks like Al Gore, Hillary, Nancy Pelosi or some goofball Hollywood type is speaking. Due to this affliction, I cannot travel to places like Massachusetts.
You wait till I gather an army of sicklings and battle you with germ warfare.
I hurt my wrist at the gym when I was doing incline bench press and my chest failed (which is good), but I didn't have a spotter (which is bad ) and I couldn't get it back up onto the safety hooks, so I had to roll it down my body and stand up with it to set it on the floor. I think that's how I hurt it. I can't do curls now for a little while because it hurts, but it's not stopping me from tearing down my new H1 beadlocks so I can send them in
thats the only physical problem I've had my entire life. I hardly ever get sick, I've never broken a bone... I've never had a cut that required stitches. I've never been diagnosed with anything more than a cold. Everyone has at least one "thing" I suppose... stones suck, but I'd rather that by my 'thing' than leukemia or brain cancer or some crap.
You were born a boy, right?
Don't make me bring out the heavy ammo -
Well, other then type II diabetes, tennis elbow, planter fasciitis, an old t4-t5 compression fracture from drunk jet skiing that bugs me now and again and this case of poison oak I'm just getting over I don't think life is really all that bad.
It doesn't hurt when I pee anymore and the ringing in my ears quit - thats a good thing isn't it?
Do your ears ring when you pee?
Hmm. That might explain the shorted out phone and the wet ear. I'll get back to you on that after some research
According to Jiminycricket, I have MPB... ... ...
MY BALLS of my feet ITCH !!!
I injured my back at 18. 5 disc total. bottom two made a side ways "V" sorta like > pinching my ciatic nerve when it goes out of whack every couple of months. 3rd from bottom bulged 7mm out to my left and top two flipped over each other and pointing at my head most of the time. Never went to a doctor until 7 years later. Had so much arthritis through the whole thing that it was difficult to get a good MRI scan. I lost a little over an inch of height.
Other than that I rarely get sick. But let me tell you it sucks. When it goes out I walk with my upper body sideways crumplled over like an old man. Can't sit, stand, lay down, walk, or crawl. But the funny thing is it does not effect my, uh... laundry skills for some reason.
I have 2 blown knee's 4 official concusions (pretty sure I have 6 though), arthritis in both hands from breaking my fingers so much, a bummed ankle from when my heel touched my leg... and I'm fat
Explains the helment.
And was she so good you let her blow BOTH knees?
She could handle it
I don't get sick, haven't had a cold in about 8 yrs...
Broken bones and knee surgeries? Forget it...
Skating pools for 25 yrs is not conducive to orthopedic well-being...
I stopped counting at 50 and was on a first name basis at the orthopedic group as a teen.......
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