Life is Backwards

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 4xcrazy, Feb 24, 2006.

  1. 4xcrazy

    4xcrazy 3/4 ton status

    Oct 31, 2003
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    Olympia/Lacey, Washington
    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
    I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
    What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's
    that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it
    out of the way. You wake up in a an old age home,
    feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being
    too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start
    work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work
    40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
    You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything
    that moves - you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?

    Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school,
    you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you
    become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating
    peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service
    on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as
    an orgasm!

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