A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his >>dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, >>worried about what her son has seen, she dress's quickly and goes to >>find him. >> >>The son sees his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?" >> >>The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes >>I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." >> >>"Your wasting your time." say's the boy. >> >>"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled? >> >>"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over nd gets on her > >>knees and blows it right back up." ____________________________________ A little boy walked to and from elementary school daily. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother of the little boy was concerned that her son would be frightened as he walked home from school and she herself feared that the electrical storm might harm her child. Before the roar of thunder, lightning would cut through the sky like a flaming sword. Full of concern, the mother quickly got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school. As she did so, she saw her little boy walking along, but at each flash of lighting, the child would stop, look up and smile. Another and another lightning were to follow quickly and with each the little boy would look at the streak of light and smile. When the mother's car drew up beside the child she lowered the window and called to him, "What are you doing? Why do you keep stopping and smiling?" The child answered, "I am trying to look nice, God keeps taking my picture."