>During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her >students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a >prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the >toilet, what would you say to her?" > >Mike replies "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee." > >The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part." > >Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in >a minute." > >The teacher says: "That's much better, but to mention the word 'toilet' >during a meal is unpleasant." > >And Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go >shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to >introduce to you after dinner." > >The teacher passed out.