>For his birthday Little Johnny asked for a 10 speed bicycle. >His father said, "Son, we'd love to give you one, but the >mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her >job. > >There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw >Little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. > >So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" > >Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last night >and I heard you tell Mom you were pulling out. I heard her tell you >to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm sticking >around here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no transportation."