Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman. Johnny, however, was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really good, he'll go out to the alley with some screaming fag and take it up the ass." The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring and took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Johnny, "he's really French", but I was too embarrassed to say"