Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the > >woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a > >"Passionate Embrace." Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely > >contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.... > >. > > > >"MOMMYMOMMY, IWASATTHEPLAYGROUNDANDDADDYAND.." Mommy tells him to slow > >down, she wants to hear the story. So Little Johnny tells her. "I was at > >the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I > >went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped > >her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, > >then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy.." > > > >At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an > >interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I > >want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." > > > >At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny > >starts his story, describing the car into the woods, the undressing, laying > >down on the seat, and....."then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing > >Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army." > > > >Some times you need to listen to the whole story before you > >interrupt!!!!!!!!!!!!!