LOL! BlazenHeart just sent this to me......Good $hit... THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between ages 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between ages 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade. . . Especially for someone with cash. Between ages 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between ages 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between ages 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between ages 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. Between ages 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between ages 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.