This was too funny to pass up. Local Police Notes. ""Two men flagged down a deputy on the 8000 block of Ute Highway around 9am Jan. 26th and said they had found a bobcat by the road while driving near Estes Park, and thought the animal might be injured. Investigators noticed the car the men had been riding in smelled like marijuana. One of the men said the smell must have come from the animal, but a deputy told the men "MOUNTAIN LIONS DON'T SMOKE MARIJUANA", according to police reports. After finding less than an ounce of marijuana in the car, the deputy ticketed the men on suspicion of possesing marijuana and drug paraphernalia. The mountain lion was released.""