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  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

    Mar 30, 2002
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    >> A young blonde woman in Omaha, Nebraska, was so depressed that she >> decided
    >> to end her life by throwing herself into the Missouri River. She went >> down
    >> to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome
    >> young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the dock, crying. He took
    >> pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for." I 'm off to
    >> Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.
    >> Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll >> keep
    >> you happy, warm and bring you food every day." The blonde thought what >> do
    >> I have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new
    >> meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a
    >> lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her dinner and they made
    >> passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine
    >> inspection, the captain discovered her. "I was stowed away by one of the
    >> sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe and he's
    >> screwing me." "He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Ameristar
    >> Casino and we never leave Council Bluffs, Iowa."
  2. cegusman

    cegusman 3/4 ton status

    Apr 25, 2001
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    Houston/Katy, Tx

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