> > >> A young blonde woman in Omaha, Nebraska, was so depressed that she >> decided >> to end her life by throwing herself into the Missouri River. She went >> down >> to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome >> young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the dock, crying. He took >> pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for." I 'm off to >> Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. >> Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll >> keep >> you happy, warm and bring you food every day." The blonde thought what >> do >> I have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new >> meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a >> lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her dinner and they made >> passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine >> inspection, the captain discovered her. "I was stowed away by one of the >> sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe and he's >> screwing me." "He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Ameristar >> Casino and we never leave Council Bluffs, Iowa."