A houswife came home from her bridge game to find her husband in bed with a young woman. The wife bellowed 'What's going on here!' The husband said 'Now, honey, don't get excited. This girl was hitch hiking, so I offered her a ride. She hadn't anything to eat all day so I brought her home to feed her. I noticed her clothers were torn so I gave her that old pair of jeans that you don't wear. Her blouse was in bad shape, so I gave her that shirt you havn't worn in five years. She was barefooted so I gave her those sandals that you never wear. And then she asked me, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use any more?''