Man comes home from work and wif greets him at the door, she says "I want a boob job,i want bigger boobs!" He says "too expensive " and walks away.. Next day ... he comes home from work, walks in and GREETS HER AT THE DOOR, he hands her a roll of toilet paper, and He says "rub this on your breasts" she says "why? i wanted bigger boobs not t.p." and He replies with " Well, you been rubbing t.p. on your a55 for 35 years and look what its done for that!"