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  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

    Jan 21, 2001
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    > This is a story about a couple who had been happily
    > married for years.
    > The only friction in their marriage was the husbands
    > habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.
    > The noise would wake his wife and the smell would
    > make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
    > Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping
    > them off because it was making her sick. He told her he
    > couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told
    > him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he
    > would blow his guts out.
    > The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then
    > one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey
    > for dinner and he was still asleep, she looked at the bowl
    > where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard,
    > liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came
    > to her...
    > She took the bowl and went where her husband was still
    > asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled
    > back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied
    > the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
    > Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual
    > trumpeting which was followed by a blood curlding scream
    > and the sound of footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.
    > The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the
    > floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she
    > reckoned she had got him back good.
    > About twenty minutes later, her husband came to her in his
    > bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.
    > She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said,
    > "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me
    > and I didn't listen to you."
    > "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told
    > me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today
    > it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline,
    > and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.
  2. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

    Feb 20, 2001
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    OMG!!!!!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
  3. rebelk5frk

    rebelk5frk 1/2 ton status

    Dec 29, 2001
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    Houston, TX

    That's just gross... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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