A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife responded, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee". The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." The Wife answers, "No, you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should make the coffee." Husband replies incredulously, " I can't believe that, show me." So she gets the Bible, and opens the Bible and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.... "HEBREWS"