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Matercard wedding

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyracing, Mar 23, 2003.

  1. chevyracing

    chevyracing 1/2 ton status

    Sep 8, 2001
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    This is worth reading.

    In a message dated 3/1/2003 9:23:23 AM Alaskan Standard Time, Gonordy

    This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
    University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
    reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
    crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
    distances, to
    support them at their wedding.

    He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
    new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

    As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
    special gift just from him. So taped
    to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a
    manila envelope. He said this was his gift
    to everyone and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila
    envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having
    sex with the best man.

    The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
    private detective to tail them.

    After just standing there,just watching the guests' reactions for a couple
    of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he
    turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".

    Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had
    the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would
    have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair,
    this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
    wedding and reception and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
    reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls
    the size of church bells.

    Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and

    Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion ............... $3,000.

    Deluxe two week honeym oon accommodations inMaui...........$8,500.

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
    humping the best man..........Priceless.

    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
  2. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

    Feb 17, 2000
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    Humboldt County, CA
    [ QUOTE ]
    This guy has balls
    the size of church bells.

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Yes He did brass ones at that.
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    MOABDADC22 1/2 ton status

    Jul 24, 2001
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    Cheyenne, Wy
    Too funny Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gifOH my God, I am still laughing. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
  4. muddysub

    muddysub 1 ton suburban status Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

    Jun 23, 2001
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    my garage, Henderson, NV
    [ QUOTE ]
    Yes He did brass ones at that.

    [/ QUOTE ] brass? try titanium! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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