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Math...I reckon!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Mar 2, 2005.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

    May 7, 2004
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    Hickory, N.C.
    A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself,

    "Two plus five, that son of a b!tch is seven.

    Three plus six, that son of a b!tch is nine ...."

    His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

    The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."

    "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

    "Yes," he answered.

    Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching
    my son in math?"

    The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

    The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son
    of a b!tch is four?"

    The teacher answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH,
    is four."
  2. dwoods

    dwoods 1/2 ton status Premium Member

    Jan 26, 2005
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    DuBois PA
    Funny congrats on winning

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