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gm4x

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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old, and
I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.
I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope
you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you
receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my
18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before
midnight-Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter
waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old, and by the
time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater
Hotel with the 18- year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant
mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the
fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
into 18. Don't wait up."
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