Maxine from Hallmark cards quotes

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Sep 22, 2005.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

    Jan 12, 2001
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    I'm ready to listen.....are you ready to think?

    Why don't you slip into something more a coma.

    Never go to bed angry.....stay up and plot your revenge!

    Have a nice day! (Someplace else!)

    Don't believe everything you think.

    Shhh.....thats the sound of nobody caring what you think.

    Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

    I don't know what your problem is but I bet its hard to pronounce.

    If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.

    Before you came along, we were we're fed up.

    You're not yourself today.....I noticed the improvement immediately!

    I'm busy now.....can I ignore you some other time?

    You really are pretty as a picture.....I'd like to hang you.

    I'd like to give you a going away present.....first, do your part.

    I hear you changed your mind at last.....what did you do with the diaper?

    I'd like to help you out.....which way did you come in?

    There is no vaccine against stupidity!
  2. jarheadk5

    jarheadk5 1/2 ton status

    Mar 6, 2000
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

    Gotta remember those... they apply to oh-so-many people at school.

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