A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A 'huge heart' covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the huge heart opened, and the cardiologists' casket rolled inside. The heart then closed.... sealing the cardiologist within the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said: "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. ----I'm a gynecologist." At that point, the proctologist fainted."