What's your favorite story? Mine happened tonight. I work at Wild Oats and Whole Foods is in the process of buying our company so some corporate HR people came out to tell us as little as possible about what could happen if the merger goes through. The jist of the meeting was "if we decide your store is not financially viable we will close it...and you will be pretty screwed. But if we decide to keep it open you'll be pretty alright." The only thing that annoyed me is that they said people in identical positions at Whole foods make more than us at Wild oats...but post merger our wages would not change On to the fart story! In a moment of silence while the speaker was taking a sip of water the coworker sitting DIRECTLY NEXT to me let out an incredibly loud, somewhat long lasting fart. I swear I might have felt the rumble in my seat...it was that bad. I immidietly had to hold my lip so I wouldn't burst out laughing at the top of my lungs. Every ten seconds I would get to the absolute verge of blurting out laughing....then he let's out another short one! (just as loud!) I almost had to leave....I knew if I started laughing I wouldn't be able to stop. Luckily I made it through.