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88Silverado

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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now:
No Jesus, No Walmart, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball,

No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties.

No Home Depot.

No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even
frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.

More than one wife.

Rag for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy
next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing
from the guy in the tower.

No chocolate chip cookies.

No Christmas.

You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off
the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey,
but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE
 

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It does sort of make sense? Hmmm...maybe we should give them all this stuff so they'll be content /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif That would suck to know have any of that stuff... /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif
 

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now you know why the USA is the best nation on earth. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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That /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif is/forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif so/forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif freaking/forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif wrong/forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
 

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No donkey cooked over burning camel dung for me /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif Go USA /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
 

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Probably no potang.......You ever wonder why the women keep their Faces covered............Butt ugly
 
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