So I took all your advice and got the wife tickets to see the ballet... well first thing I told her was she can take anyone she wants, dont feel obligated to take me........................ that didnt work, so tonight I watched the weirdest crap I have ever seen. First of all, the people that were all in there looked like the guys that always got the crap kicked out of them in highschool. I felt naked without my canadian tuxedo (my flannel jacket) and did not fit in at all. Then the curtain came up and the craziest crap I have ever seen in my life started before my eyes. It was a Dracula themed ballet, and the only part I understood in the whole thing was him biting peoples necks.... There was a pretty cool pansy fight at the end where they danced and poked at each other with spears... All in all however the ballet is not for me.