Copy/pasted from an email: [2004's Darwin Awards - an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing them- selves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.] A young man needed to get drunk cheap because he had no money. He decided on the next best thing after alcohol - he mixed gasoline with milk. His creative concoction made him ill and he promptly threw up into his home's fireplace. The resulting explosion and fire burned down his house and killed him and his sister. Three men were flying in an aircraft at low altitude when they decided to have a little fun with the occupants of another plane in the air. While they mooned the passengers of the other plane, they lost control of their own aircraft and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants firmly placed around their ankles. A man was killed when he attempted to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70 foot railroad trestle. Police said Eric Barcia taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped one end around one foot, anchored the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, and made his big jump right into the pavement. A police spokesman said the length of the cord was longer than the distance between the trestle and the ground. Cause of death was ruled as "major trauma."