Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shane74, Jun 19, 2002.
Getting caught by the in-laws with BEFORE we were married! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
<font color="blue"> Ditto ! We were getting it on at her sister's house ( that's where she lived ) and my now brother in law decided to wash the windows .... It was the 2nd floor and we thought we'd be o.k. ..then all of a sudden, there he was knocking on the glass ! I don't know who was more shocked him or us ! We started laughing though andwe never discussed it with him ! /forums/images/icons/ooo.gif </font color>
That's some funny sh!t. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
getting walked in on like yall and one time playing truth or dare with some friends at a party and had to run around his apartment complex outside naked for 5 minutes.....that was the longest 5 min of my life!!
The wife and I were getting it on one day and her sister (the PITA little shithead - read my thread elsewhere in here) decides to come over and visit us.
We didn't have the back door locked and whenever she comes over, she just lets herself in.
Well the one day, on a Sunday afternoon, we were getting it on and she came over. Walked into the house, up to our bedroom door and just stood there for a moment. We saw her standing there and just stopped for a moment. I asked her, "wanna join us?" and she just laughed. Finally the wife told her to "get lost" and she turned around and left.
DAMMIT!!! There went my chance for a three-way, especially since it has always been my dream to do a three-way with sisters!! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/cool.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
Sister-in_law.....sure it wasnt mother-in-law?? /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
Both my parents cought myself and one of my girlfriends when I was a teenager, my mother was pissed, my fater said (THATS MY BOY). /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
What about (ex-pyscho) girl friend was going at it with her and turned into a real quiky when she had to hold her bedroom door closed and her dad knocking wondering what "we" were doing...
OK I have 2
1 The only ones that know about this are myself, my ex GF and I am pretty sure I have told Sandi. ( Not hiding it, just not something I think about.) The Ex and I were at her house, and walked out front. (they lived on like 200 acres so out front is a pretty big area) We were at it when 1 of her dogs found us and came *ahem* sniffing around. Not so much embarrassing as it was funny.
The other was, we were out at a local mudhole in the middle of the nite partying, and she had to "use the facilities" So I escorted her to the woods. Did what she had to and as we were walking back (or stumbling I should say) we tripped over a tree root. I said, "well were already laying here" and away we went right there. We were REAL REAL drunk. In the middle of it I hear a motor, I look over my shoulder to see a truck coming right at us. OOPS! We were too drunk and too into it so we kept on going. The guy pulls right up next to us and stops! Looks out at us, were buck ass nekkid, and he says "OOPS sorry dude" and drives away!
<font color="blue"> or father in law ? </font color>
<font color="blue"> You're quite the romantic ! LOL ! </font color>
Well I was like 17 in the 1st one, no place else to go. And the second I was 20, toasted, and it just happened.
We ended up at a friends house somehow, and the next morn. we were still going and I heard the phone ring, and my friend yelling you dont know sh!t beotch! He then came running into the room, jumped on the bed and was standing over us telling me it was the girl I was dating. /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif LOL! BUSTED! Turns out she had come out to the mudhole that night, and seen us. Actually she was there before anything happened, she just assumed. She was supposed to be on the other side of the state modeling. I thot I wouldnt get caught. /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
Wasn't naked, but I was hoping to be naked.
G/F house, her (extreamly-large, and allways kinda pissed off) father came home early. I glanced over my shoulder and saw the door opening up.
I jumped up and sprinted out the back-door. Across the yard in-what seemed like two steps and right-over the fence. I don't even think I touched the fence - cleared it clean. I did a barrel-roll when I landed, that probably looked like I planed it, jumped up and took-off again.
When the wife and I were first dating we decided to take a blanket and sneak out back in her parents house. We were buck nekked and as we crossed the back yard the light went on on the motion detector...didnt get caught but it was exciting.
Another time in NC after a short sidetrip down a powerline rd we got stopped as we pulled out...we told the cop we were lost, we noticed he kept looking at the hood wierd..when we got back to the hotel we noticed a butt print and a couple of hand prints right on the hood in the dust. /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
My all time worst was with my high-school girlfriend (out where I thought Caprice patrol cars couldn't get to) we were just starting to get into it when a cop (who happened to be one of her fellow churchgoers /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif ) walks up and knocks on the window - major pucker power there, but he (apparently) kept his mouth shut /forums/images/icons/grin.gif.
<font color="blue"> This one time at band camp ....... </font color>
I was in gym class changing and the freaking fire alarm went off. I figured it was a flase alarm or a test drill like always so I ignored it... then I heard sirens (the gym backed up to a driveway where they came up)... and I was like oh crap and trying to hurry and these firemen walked in! I guess some wiring in the ceiling in the locker room began to smoke... but it sucked I was half nekkid! At least the firemen were cute... /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
For me just the standard adolescent close cals o getting cuaght by people you dont want knowing. And stupid pranks by dumb friends.
...But the one that always irked me was how my mom would always call me on my cell phone right in the middle of getting it on with some beautiful girl. It was as if she only called at those times, and as if she could sense it from miles away.
Oh well, hang up and carry on /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
Back when I was living with my parents and was just dating my current wife, we were just hanging out in my room. One thing led to another and we found ouselves clothes-less and getting it on...Half way through I heard the door open and we froze. A couple of seconds later I noticed my mom putting some clean laundry in my closet. She walked in, put the clothes away and didn't even notice us, until she turned around to leave. /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif Talk about embarrasing, not so much for me but both my mom and G/F about died. Needless to say mom started knocking before she came into my room from then on, LOL and my wife/GF was always real hesitant to do anything at the house anymore, sucked for me, haha. Luckily we found a place of our own shortly after that. What a trip, we still laugh about it today.
I can't ever remember getting caught but the funniest time I can remember would have to be when Wayne and I were dating. We went camping with a couple we knew. So needless to say they had there tent and we had ours but anyway.... Well we just finished doing our thing and I decided I needed a drink. So Wayne got up and walked out side of the tent to where the cooler was but nekkid to get me a pepsi. I don't think our friends ever saw him at least if they did, they never said anything. Something we still joke about today.
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