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  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

    Nov 6, 2000
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    portland oregon
    Subject: 1st Date
    >We have all had embarrassing dates..but this takes the cake.
    >This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays...
    >This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
    >Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing
    >first date that a woman ever had.
    >The winner described her worst first date experience.
    >There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
    >Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...
    >and the guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day
    >trip (no! overnight).
    >No, not Marilyn. They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before.
    >The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home
    >late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she
    >gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
    >They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in
    >the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which
    she did for a while.
    >Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point
    >where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road,
    >or it would be the front seat of his car.
    >They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
    >down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good
    >footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
    >Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
    >was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
    >All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
    >embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however,she soon became
    >aware of another sensation.
    >As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
    >were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
    >pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
    >flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new
    >problem due to the extreme cold.
    >Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her date's
    >concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was
    >"freezing her butt off and needed some assistance"!
    >He came aroun! d the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
    >then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She
    >too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
    >themselves,they assessed her dilemma.
    >Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a
    >real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
    >cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
    >Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place,
    >both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free so, as she
    >looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and
    >pee her butt off the fender.
    >As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down... or perhaps that
    >should be "pants down."
    >And you thought your first date was embarrassing. This gives a whole new
    ! >meaning to being "pissed off.

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