Subject: 1st Date > >We have all had embarrassing dates..but this takes the cake. >MOST EMBARRASSING FIRST DATE >This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays... >This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. >Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing >first date that a woman ever had. > >The winner described her worst first date experience. >There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! > >Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... >and the guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day >trip (no! overnight). >No, not Marilyn. They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. > >The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home >late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she >gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. >They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in >the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. >Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point >where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, >or it would be the front seat of his car. > >They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants >down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good >footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. >Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed >was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. > >All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather >embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however,she soon became >aware of another sensation. > >As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks >were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to >pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her >flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new >problem due to the extreme cold. > >Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her date's >concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was >"freezing her butt off and needed some assistance"! > >He came aroun! d the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and >then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She >too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose >themselves,they assessed her dilemma. > >Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a >real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly >cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! >Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, >both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free so, as she >looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and >pee her butt off the fender. > >As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down... or perhaps that >should be "pants down." > >And you thought your first date was embarrassing. This gives a whole new ! >meaning to being "pissed off.