Moving to Arizona

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chevit, Jul 16, 2003.

  1. Chevit

    Chevit 1/2 ton status

    Dec 10, 2001
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    May 30th:
    Just moved to Phoenix, Arizona...Now this is a
    city that knows how to live
    Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings.
    Mountains and deserts blend together. What a
    place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was
    beautiful. I've finally found my home. I
    love it here. Welcome to our town.

    June 14th:

    Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a
    problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive
    an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun every day like
    this. I'm turning into a real sun worshipper.

    June 30th:
    Had the backyard landscaped with western plants
    today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze
    to maintain. No more mowing for me. Another scorcher
    today, but I love it here.

    July 10th:
    The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week.
    How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least
    it's nice and windy though. But getting used to
    it is taking longer than I expected.

    July 15th:

    Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns
    Over 60% of my body. Missed two days of work, what a
    dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though.
    Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

    July 20th:
    I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car
    when I left this morning. By the time I got out to the
    hot car for lunch, Morgan had swollen up to the
    size of a shopping bag and exploded all over $2,000
    worth of leather upholstery. I told the kids she ran
    away. The car now smells like Kibbles and Shits!!
    No more pets in this heat!!

    July 25th:
    This wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking

    blow dryer!! And it's hot as hell. The home air
    conditioner is on the fritz and AC repairman
    charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to
    order parts.

    July 30th:
    Been sleeping outside by the pool for three nights
    now. $1,500 in damn house payments and we can't
    even go inside. Why did I ever come here?

    Aug 4th:
    It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air conditioner
    fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature
    down to about 90. Stupid repairman pissed in my
    pool. I hate this stupid city.

    Aug 8th:
    If another wiseass cracks , "Hot enough for you
    today?" I'm going to tear his throat out. Damn
    heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is
    boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I
    smell like roasted freaking Garfield!!

    Aug 9th:
    Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts
    and sat on the black leather seat in the ol' car.
    I thought my ass was on fire. I lost two layers of
    flesh. Now my car smells like burnt ass and fried

    Aug 10th:
    The weather report might as well be a damn
    recording: Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do
    [I love Jeeps] for two damn months and the weatherman says
    it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever
    rain in this barren desert? Water rationing will
    be next so $1,700 worth of cactus just might dry up
    and blow into the damn pool. Even a cactus can't live in
    this heat.

    Aug 14:

    Welcome to Hell!! Temperature got to 113 today.
    If I had wanted to move to Death Valley, I would have
    moved there instead. Forgot to crack the window
    and blew the damned windshield out of the Lincoln.
    he installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough
    for you today?" My wife had to spend the $1,500
    house payment to bail me out of jail.

    Think I'll just move on back to Minnesota and
    shovel SNOW.............
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

    Nov 6, 2000
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    k5ntexas 1/2 ton status

    Oct 29, 2001
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    Muddytazz 1 ton status

    Jun 30, 2002
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    Salem, Or.
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