Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cegusman, Mar 3, 2006.
That is all
cover the dent with a magnet and mic your balls...
Use lotion after the shave , then no more itchiness
Dent covered, now old dent that was covered with moved magnet is showing again. Don't have a mic so I can't mic my balls, and they still itch
Four words for ya:
Gold Bond Medicated Powder
Quit slapping your balls up against your cheap toolbox and you won't put dent's in it . If your ball's itch , stick them in the vise It will take your mind off the itching
Treatment for jock itch is quick and usually effective, but the condition often comes back. The following people should be especially vigilant to prevent the problem from returning:
People with fungal infections that affect other parts of the body (such as athlete's foot)
People who wear tight clothing
People with damaged or altered immune systems
People with dented and thinwall tool boxes
The only problem I can see with this is that lotion can lead to other things. Oh wait not really a problem is it.
Need pics for accurate prognosis
Pics coming up, hold on one sec.
Old Grampa Tom's top ten sure fire cures for dents and itches:
1. Blowtorch and a Hammer
2. Honey and Ants
3. Ugly Girl and a Burlap Sack
4. Dolphin and a Tuna
5. Razor and a Shaky Hand
6. Shotgun and a Badger
7. Suction Cup and a Monkey
8. Rubber Chicken and your Momma
9. Margarita and a Pick Axe
10. Sandpaper and a Jello Pudding
Separate names with a comma.