Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TSGB, Mar 13, 2006.
Why does one's body occasionally just neglect the fact that there is an upper size limit on poo?
do you need to kagal that spinkter?
I heard Mikey stretched you out pretty good. Musta been a monster dump. lol, just kidding with ya.
It was like a really long turd, but in tennis ball form. Must have been almost 2" in diameter.
if ever there were a time....TMI
26 wiper's hurt. you need to drink more beer, it'll thin things out a bit
wishing ya had diahrea for that one...
its ok, ya clog er up and we'll just get Jake by for the ole roto-rooter!
that'll be $69.95 sir, says chief SLAPAHO....
Once wiper. At least there was no blood. I kind of wish now I could have seen the look on my face, it would probably be good for a laugh in a couple years.
Hey, look at it this way, at least if you get sent to prison you already know what to expect after a shower lovin' session.
Now that is a sig line.
Drink some Metamucil. It'll keep things flowing freely.
x 50 bazillion!!!
Bad boy felt like it was coming out sideways huh?
Those are the kind that you take the toilet brush and break the log up in a few pieces before flushing
ya i never understood that eaither
i think it happens if you wait to long to poop, it starts to back up and get wider, not longer
Ive had a couple that i thougt somthing was seriously going to tear open down there. I mean like having to take deep breathes and wishin someone was there to hold your hand to get you through it. Seriously ive had one that i diSTINKtly remember where i honestly didnt know if it was going to actually come out it was so huge.... Never had one of those directly realated to AB (anal bleedage) though.
This reminds me of that joke about the monkey sticking stuff up his butt before he eats it to make sure it will come out lol.
I'm lauging so hard I'm crying. If someone walks in my office they will think I've lost my mind. This is like the "poop" thread that was here a year or so ago.
so my buddy went into the docs office for a physical for hockey, and he asked out of curiosity how large the rectum can expand. the doc told him it can expand to the size of your fist, and that it is the strongest muscle in the body. (99% sure on the strong part, but i could be wrong, as he told me a few years ago) But its just sick thinking about the rectum expanding like that...
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