A man walks into the doctor's office and tells her that his foot always hurts. She tells him to take off his shoe and sock while she is bringing something next door. When she walks back in, she finds him in the middle of the room, shoes still on, pants dropped down to his ankles, and his wiener hanging out. "What the... That's not a foot!" the doctor exclaims upset. He answers: "now, let's not quibble about a couple of inches..."