MY GOLDFISH DIED > Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor > peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he > asked in his friendliest way, > "What are you up to, Nancy?" > "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, " > and I've just buried him. > The neighbor commented, > "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" > Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, > "That's because he's inside your f king cat."