The ride home today was crazier than usual today. I'm driving down US 41 yes the same one that Dickie Betts wrote about in "Ramblin Man" but I wasn't in a Greyhound Bus. I'm at a light and the blond in front of me is rearranging her CD collection or doing her makeup. I'm tired and want to make the light so I give her a short honk. She throws her hand up like whats with you buddy and perhaps the finger added. I get clear and blow by her much to her consternation. Next obstacle a beat up 90 Ranger 2.3L verision ( I know cause I have one in the drive with a blown engine) Got it at an auction for $100. I'm getting rid of it though as I got another Blazer from another member. By the way is a great guy. Back to the story the guy in the Ranger is going 45 in the passing lane no way to pass on the right. We are pulling up to a red light the car in the right lane turns now is my chance to get in the right lane and blow past this nut. The blond has the same idea but I get the jump on her, now she is pissed. While at the red light I'm sitting above the Ranger whacko so I say "by the way do you know you're in the wrong lane". Surprised he agrees thinks a minute and spout some profanity, at this point I'm laughing, he is pissed. Green light I don't even have to stomp it and I'm down the road. This guy is actually trying to get ahead of me and cut me off. You had to be there, he had that thing red lined and then some. It's a wonder he did not blown he engine. He sees his attempt is futile so now he is fuming. I look back and see he is giving me the finger and shaking his fist at me in frustration. He falls back and I'm on my way. A couple of miles down the road I get hung up at a long light. Guess who is about eight car lengths back in the opposite lane. Now he is screaming "looks like you didn't get too far" and is laughing like he nuts. I'm ignoring him. Light changes I'm off wave goodbye and he is so far back I never see him again. Florida is full of people that drive way under the limit in the passing lane and refuse to pull over. I'm a minority for evryone who thinks as I do there are 20 of them and it only takes one or two to mess the flow of traffic. Some are just plain rude and some ignorant. Oh well. I try to remember the quotation "Whoever angers you controls you".