Q:What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float. Q:What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 US leader Q:What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: Beat it -- we're closed. Q:Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A:To find a tight seal. Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A:It is a sin to put it in,but it's a shame to pull it out. Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A:68;at 69 you have to turn around. Q:Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A:She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face,and moaning, "Lie o me!" Q:Why is air a lot like sex? A:Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q:What's another name for pickled bread? Aill-dough. Q:Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A:She's withholding evidence. Q:What's the difference between light and hard? A:You can sleep with a light on. Q:Why is sex like a bridge game? A:You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. Q: What's the definition of macho? A:Jogging home from your own vasectomy. Q:What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? A:Their balls are just for decoration.