...those funny quotes. You know, stuff like wise comebacks, slangs, etc. My soon-to-be-ex-wife was wearing a shirt today that said "Don't you wish your girlfriend was a brunette like me?" I figured I would ask my buddies on this site if anyone knew a good site with sayings on t-shirts that I can get back at her with. Something that will make her roll her eyes like she did to me today. Lets see the funny and good comeback slang websites.