Never Tick Off A Nurse...

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  1. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

    Jul 17, 2004
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    High velocity, Low altitude
    A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like
    he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do
    with him.

    The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him, but finally
    even she had had enough. She came into his room and announced, "I
    have to take your temperature."

    After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his
    arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this
    reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another round of
    complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.

    After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I
    have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
    She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his
    breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After a half hour,
    the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here?"asked the doctor.

    Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone
    having their temperature taken?"

    After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a carnation."
  2. ryoken

    ryoken Puppy Fabricator Premium Member GMOTM Winner

    Jun 13, 2003
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    Jersey Shore
    :haha: :haha: classic.....

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