Never underestimate the little old lady

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  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

    Jan 12, 2001
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    A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day
    carrying a
    >bag of
    > > >>>money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of
    >bank to
    > > >>>open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"
    > > >>>After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered
    > > >>>the president's office (the customer is always right!)
    > > >>>The bank president then asked her how much she would like to
    > > >>>She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag
    > > >>>desk.
    > > >>>The president was of course curious as to how she came by all
    > > >>>so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much
    > > >>>around. "Where did you get this money?"
    > > >>>The old lady replied, "I make bets."
    > > >>>The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
    > > >>>The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000
    > > >>>balls are square."
    > > >>>"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet.
    > > >>>You can never win that kind of bet!"
    > > >>>The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
    > > >>>"Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are
    > > >>>square!"
    > > >>>The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot
    > > >>>involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00AM as
    > > >>>witness?"
    > > >>>"Sure!" replied the confident president.
    > > >>>That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and
    >a long
    > > >>>time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from
    side to
    > > >>>again and again.
    > > >>>He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was
    >absolutely no
    > > >>>way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.
    > > >>>The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady
    > > >>>with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the
    >lawyer to
    > > >>>the president and repeated the bet:
    > > >>>"$25,000 says the president's balls are square!"
    > > >>>The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked
    > > >>>drop his pants so they could all see. The president did.
    > > >>>The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked
    > > >>>could feel them.
    > > >>>"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money,
    so I
    > > >>>you should be absolutely sure."
    > > >>>
    > > >>>Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his
    > > >>>against the wall. The President asked the old lady, "What the
    >hell's the
    > > >>>matter with your lawyer?"
    > > >>>She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at
    > > >>>I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."

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