New Bill of Rights for Lefties

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by firefighter184, Sep 24, 2004.

  1. firefighter184

    firefighter184 1/2 ton status

    Apr 5, 2003
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    The Barrio
    "We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along,
    restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote
    positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our
    great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some
    common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal,
    bedwetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused
    by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No Rights."

    ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV
    or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally
    acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

    ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This
    country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not
    just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different
    opinion, etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

    ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If
    You stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not
    expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently

    ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing.
    Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly
    help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing
    generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve
    nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

    ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That
    Would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not
    interested in public health care.

    ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other
    people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't
    be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

    ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of
    others. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other
    citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you
    away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen
    color TV or a life of leisure.

    ARTICLE VIII: You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure
    want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times,
    but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and
    vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

    ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an
    American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness -- which by
    the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an overabundance of
    idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights

    Heh heh heh /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
  2. unclematty

    unclematty 1/2 ton status

    Jan 24, 2003
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    SLC UT
    saying stuff like that is gonna get you taken , by the men with black helicopters /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
  3. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

    May 26, 2003
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    dearborn heights, Michigan
    here here,clap clap. /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif an extra special blessing for you,bro. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gifto /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif

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