> Gentlemen (and select members of the fairer gender), > caring is what separates us from the animals. That, > and the use of napkins at dinner. > > I therefore nominate Mr. Woodman as 2003 poster boy > for the next Hallmark moment, as forwarded from our > fellow visionary Neil Wilson (and remember, I don't > write 'em, I just agree with 'em...): > > > Every 14th of February you get the chance to display > your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering > her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other > baubles that women find romantic. > > Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. > There's no special holiday for the ladies to show > their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a > whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to > admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. > > March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." > > Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday > has been created so your ladies can have a day to show > your man just how much you love him. No cards, no > flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the > holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. > > That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and > Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as > men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February > to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a > perpetual love machine. > > The word is already spreading, but as with any new > idea, it needs a little push to start the ball > rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and > peace to this crazy world.