New Lexus > >A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, >complaining >that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman >explained that the radio was voice activated. >"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" >The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" >"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the >speakers. >The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time >she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she >said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs. >One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but >she swerved in time to avoid them. >"ASSHOLES!" she yelled....... >The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks, >Jane Fonda and Michael Moore.