New Proposal for Police Voice Mail

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    Hello, you have reached the **** Police Department Voice Mail. Pay close
    attention as we have to update the choices often as new and unusual
    circumstances arrive. Please select one of the following options:

    - To whine about us not doing anything to solve a problem you created for
    yourself, press 1.

    - To postulate whether someone has to die before we'll do something about a
    problem, press 2.

    - To report an officer for bad manners when in reality the officer is trying
    to keep your neighborhood safe, press 3.

    - If you would like us to raise your children, press 4.

    - If you would like us to take control of your life due to your alcoholic or
    chemical dependency, press 5.

    - If you would like us to instantly restore order to a situation that took
    years to deteriorate, press 6.

    - To provide a list of police officers you personally know so we will not take
    enforcement action against you, press 7.

    - To sue us, tell us you'll have our badge and pay our salary, or proclaim
    our career is over, press 8.

    - To hear this menu again, wrap aluminum foil around your head and turn
    around three times.
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    - If you would like us to raise your children, press 4.

    [/ QUOTE ] So true. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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