New words and new definitions.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jagged, May 11, 2006.

  1. Jagged

    Jagged 1 ton status

    Apr 25, 2005
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    Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

    Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

    Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

    Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

    Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

    Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

    Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

    Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

    Glibido: All talk and no action.

    Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

    Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

    Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.

    Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

    Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies better.

    Mouse Potato: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

    Onosecond: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

    Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of whacking the s*** out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

    Perfect Pitch: what it is when you throw a banjo in a dumpster and it didn't hit the sides.

    Phonecrastinate: To put off answering the phone until caller ID identifies the caller.

    Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

    Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

    Seagull Manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

    Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.

    Swipeout: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

    Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

    Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed.
  2. BurbLover

    BurbLover 1/2 ton status

    Jul 31, 2001
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    SW Missouri
    Thanks Man. Very educational:waytogo:

    Well I've experienced and/or been around sveral of those. Now I actually know the terms.

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