NINE THINGS THAT PISS YOU OFF: > > > > 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know > where my watch is buddy, where the [censored] is yours? Do I point at my > crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? > > > > > > > 2.The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick. > > > > > > > 3.People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room > for > > the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the > channel manually. > > > > > > > 4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." > [censored] off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? > > > > > > > 5. > When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it > is. Why the [censored] would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people > do this? Who and where are they? > > > > > > > 6. > When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No [censored], > I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the friggin ceiling up > there. > > > > > > > 7. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".....Didn't really give me > a choice, did ya there buddy? > > > > > > > 8.When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then > there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then it > must not > > be the first one!! > > > > > > > 9.When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were > going? You should know [censored] you [censored] pulled me over!